Munchkinland Lyrics

Glinda:     COME OUT, COME OUT WHEREVER YOU ARE
            AND MEET THE YOUNG LADY WHO FELL FROM A STAR
            SHE FELL FROM THE SKY, SHE FELL VERY FAR
            AND KANSAS, SHE SAYS IS THE NAME OF THE STAR
Munchkins:  KANSAS, SHE SAYS IS THE NAME OF THE STAR
Glinda:     SHE BRINGS YOU GOOD NEWS, AND HAVEN'T YOU HEARD
            WHEN SHE FELL OUT OF KANSAS, A MIRACLE OCCURRED
Dorothy:    IT REALLY WAS NO MIRACLE, WHAT HAPPENED WAS JUST THIS
            THE WIND BEGAN TO SWITCH, THE HOUSE TO PITCH
            THEN SUDDENLY THE HINGES STARTED TO UNHITCH
            JUST THEN, THE WITCH, TO SATISFY AN ITCH
            WENT FLYING ON HER BROOMSTICK THUMBING FOR A HITCH
Braggart:   AND OH, WHAT HAPPENED THEN WAS RICH
Munchkins:  THE HOUSE BEGAN TO PITCH, THE KITCHEN TOOK A SLITCH
            IT LANDED ON THE WICKED WITCH IN THE MIDDLE OF A DITCH
            WHICH WAS NOT A HEALTHY SITUATION FOR THE WICKED WITCH
            THE HOUSE BEGAN TO PITCH, THE KITCHEN TOOK A SLITCH
            IT LANDED ON THE WICKED WITCH IN THE MIDDLE OF A DITCH
            WHICH WAS NOT A HEALTHY SITUATION FOR THE WICKED WITCH
            WHO BEGAN TO TWITCH, AND WAS REDUCED TO JUST A STITCH
            OF WHAT WAS ONCE THE WICKED WITCH 
Munchkin 1: WE THANK YOU VERY SWEETLY FOR DOING IT SO NEATLY
Munchkin 2: YOU'VE KILLED HER SO COMPLETELY THAT WE THANK YOU VERY SWEETLY
Glinda:     LET THE JOYOUS NEWS BE SPREAD, THE WICKED OLD WITCH AT LAST IS DEAD!
Munchkins:  DING DONG! THE WITCH IS DEAD!
            WHICH OLD WITCH? THE WICKED WITCH!
            DING DONG! THE WICKED WITCH IS DEAD!
            WAKE UP, YOU SLEEPY-HEAD!
            RUB YOUR EYES! GET OUT OF BED!
            WAKE UP, THE WICKED WITCH IS DEAD!
            SHE'S GONE WHERE THE GOBLINS GO, BELOW!
            BELOW! BELOW! YO-HO! LET'S OPEN UP AND SING
            AND RING THE BELLS OUT
            DING DONG! THE MERRY-OH!
            SING IT HIGH! SING IT LOW!
            LET THEM KNOW THE WICKED WITCH IS DEAD!
Mayor:      AS MAYOR OF THE MUNCHKIN CITY
            IN THE COUNTY OF THE LAND OF OZ
            I WELCOME YOU MOST REGALLY
Barrister:  BUT WE'VE GOT TO VERIFY IT LEGALLY TO SEE ...
Mayor:      TO SEE?
Barrister:  IF SHE ...
Mayor:      IF SHE?
Barrister:  IS MORALLY, ETHICALLY
Father 1:   SPIRITUALLY, PHYSICALLY
Father 2:   POSITIVELY, ABSOLUTELY
Fathers:    UNDENIABLY AND RELIABLY DEAD!
Coroner:    AS CORONER I MUST AVER
            I THOROUGHLY EXAMINED HER
            AND SHE'S NOT ONLY MERELY DEAD
            SHE'S REALLY MOST SINCERELY DEAD
Mayor:      THEN THIS IS A DAY OF INDEPENDENCE
            FOR ALL THE MUNCHKINS AND THEIR DESCENDANTS
Barrister:  IF ANY!
Mayor:      YES, LET THE JOYOUS NEWS BE SPREAD, THE WICKED OLD WITCH AT LAST IS DEAD!
Munchkins:  DING DONG! THE WITCH IS DEAD!
            WHICH OLD WITCH? THE WICKED WITCH!
            DING DONG! THE WICKED WITCH IS DEAD!
            WAKE UP, YOU SLEEPYHEAD!
            RUB YOUR EYES! GET OUT OF BED!
            WAKE UP, THE WICKED WITCH IS DEAD!
            SHE'S GONE WHERE THE GOBLINS GO, BELOW!
            BELOW! BELOW! YO-HO! LET'S OPEN UP AND SING
            AND RING THE BELLS OUT
            DING DONG! THE MERRY-OH!
            SING IT HIGH! SING IT LOW!
            LET THEM KNOW THE WICKED WITCH IS DEAD!
Three Tots: WE REPRESENT THE LULLABY LEAGUE
            THE LULLABY LEAGUE, THE LULLABY LEAGUE
            AND IN THE NAME OF THE LULLABY LEAGUE
            WE WISH TO WELCOME YOU TO MUNCHKINLAND
Three Boys: WE REPRESENT THE LOLLYPOP GUILD
            THE LOLLYPOP GUILD, THE LOLLYPOP GUILD
            AND IN THE NAME OF THE LOLLYPOP GUILD
            WE WISH TO WELCOME YOU TO MUNCHKINLAND
Munchkins:  WE WELCOME YOU TO MUNCHKINLAND
            TRA LA LA LA LA LA TRA LA LA TRA LA LA
            TRA LA LA LA LA LA LA
Mayor:      FROM NOW ON YOU'LL BE HISTORY
Barrister:  YOU'LL BE HIST ...
Father 1:   YOU'LL BE HIST ...
Mayor:      YOU'LL BE HISTORY
Fathers:    AND WE WILL GLORIFY YOUR NAME
Mayor:      YOU WILL BE A BUST
Barrister:  BE A BUST
Father 1:   BE A BUST
Fathers:    IN THE HALL OF FAME!
Munchkins:  TRA LA LA LA LA TRA LA LA TRA LA LA
            TRA LA LA LA LA LA LA
            TRA LA LA LA LA TRA LA LA TRA LA LA
            TRA LA LA LA LA LA LA
            TRA LA LA LA LA TRA LA LA TRA LA LA
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